Puppy Love
I am thinking kind like a top ten reasons for why having dog love is better then that of a woman. I am mostly being a funny parody of course, but in some ways I am also being a little bit of a realist as well. And for those of the fairer sex, I am sure that it holds for most of these same reasons (and perhaps more – feel free to comment) in regards to dog love versus that of a man – though I have no experience by which to compare. Here goes and I guess we will find out if there are ten or not – in no particular order, but numbered because I want to see how many. Oh, and I guess these are all from the perspective of my great dog, Bitzer. Your dog and own mileage may vary.
- My dog loves a lot of petting and snuggling.
- She is content with just the snuggles and expects nothing more.
- A fancy dinner out to her is a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
- She is content to get in the car, drive around several hundred miles, get out use the potty, and go back home.
- She does not complain of I tend toward hogging the bed.
- Nor does she care if I pull off all the blankets.
- If I man-handle her close and hold her there tight, she likes it.
- If I go out for a day out of doors, she completely understands.
- She not only understands, but is right there with me.
- But yet, does her own thing without getting in my way or being an aggravation.
- If I smell bad, she never complains.
- Matter of fact, she often sniffs even more deeply in fact, at just just such times.
- If I decide to be lazy and do nothing, she never nags about it.
- She actually really enjoys when I am lazy and decide to do much of nothing.
- If I am completely focused on some project at hand, she will nudge in just for a light touch and be content.
- If I leave she does pout, but her happiness is all always fully willing to forgive the absence upon my return.
- She has her backseat and mostly leaves the front seat to me.
- She only complains about the driving when we truly hit the rumble strips and even then it is done quietly.
- Naps are more then an acceptable habit for me to have as far as she is concerned.
- An old blanket out in the field is a fine place to sleep.
- Mud is just a part of life, so best be used to it – so she thinks at least.
- She never ever lies, unless her tail is not wagging.
- She does not complain if I see other women
- In fact, the more dates I have the more likely she is get extra pets and love, she is more then good with that.
- She is a quick dresser, always ready to head out the door before I am.
- She quickly gets in the car and is waiting to go instead of the other way around.
- If I do become displeased, a simple word, and she hides and sulks – knowing it must have truly been her fault.
- No chance of a pregnancy (yeah, I almost went there – but so did you – and NO, disgusting).
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
As funny as this is you forgot a few of the advantages to having a woman over a dog. ^_^
1. We don’t go whimpering under the covers and barking all night when there’s a thunderstorm.
2. We don’t drink out of a toilet bowl then lick your face… I mean, unless you’re into that sort of thing. ^_^
3. You’re beloved dog is not fully operational enough to work a stove for your dinner.
4. much less a few other things *wink wink*
5. A good woman likes being man-handled, and can return the favor.
6. A good woman doesn’t leave you alone with Miss Michigan… unless you truly deserve it of course.
7. A kiss from a woman doesn’t leave you with twice as much spit in your mouth.
8. A good dog sits with your when you are sick, but a good woman can nurse you back to heath.
9. Who needs blankets when you have a woman.
10. where a dog just loves to tag along, a woman is prepared and willing to pack for a week with a moment’s notice.
I am sure I could think of many more, but I have save my husband from Miss Michigan!
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I have to retort of course Amanda and of course I am being totally tongue in cheek…
1) My dog rarely, if ever barks – though she does bark if the horses are out.
2) My dog is not the licking kind – never really has done that for the most part.
3) When I am sick is the one time my dog does lick and that is a dog way of healing I recall my notes on such things.
4) Your keep bringing up this good woman and I suppose I will have to point with a good woman I would not be left having find solace with my dog, no would I?
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
But can your dog give a good foot rub?
September 9th, 2009 at 4:58 am
Funny and actually got some fair points..But then less fun, isn’t it?